Cina cakap Malay

I was browsing and glanced through some blog and I came across with this.
I read it over and over again and was unable to control my laughter till I tell myself to calm down. And by the time my eyes are full of tears. haha!

A bit hamsap.

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation
recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut...
manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.
tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

Sorry if some of you may feel disgusted.


There is another joke that I read it in newspaper long time ago, in chinese version, which made me laugh like hell too...

Once upon a time, there were 3 brothers.
They have weird names.
The Eldest is called Samseng, 2nd brother called Trouble and the 3rd brother name was Parang.
Samseng loved their brothers very much and always protect them from danger.
But one day, the 2nd brother, Trouble went missing.
Samseng was so nervous and he brought along his 3rd brother and searched for his 2nd brother in the whole town.
Unfortunately, Samseng couldn't find his brother and he decided to report this to the local Police.
He rushed to the local Police station and shouted:
"My name is Samseng, bringing Parang to find Trouble!.''

And there is another one, I got it through a forward Email, it was in a comic form, which I like,

Son: Dad, what is an Idiot?
Dad: An Idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son:No!

A hilarious post.
Laughter is always the best medicine!

Again, Smile Always! ^^