All about Kayu

I am a kayu.
Kayu in the sense that I am not flexible at all. My body is kayu, my way of doing things is kayu, my thinking is kayu, my expression is kayu, my life is kayu. I have a kayu life.
These day I am practicing a 'tai chi' dance, to be performed during ACS birthday,but at last it is canceled by don't know who's that stupid person.
And I am the most kayu of all during the practice, I am not natural, not flexible, my body is kayu.
Last year, during NS, I learnt para-para sakura, and performed during the last day. And I was kayu too.
You can see my body, is kayu.
In term of thinking, I am kayu, usually I will think straight, even I try to think out of the box, I will think within the straight area only. I am just kayu.
I never know how to express my truth feeling, my body language sucks to the max, I hardly put my thoughts into words. I am just stupid, I don't know a lot of thing, my social intelligent is approximately 0.
Actually there is many kinds of intelligent:

Abstract Intelligent for symbolic reasoning.
Social Intelligent for dealing with people.
Practical Intelligent for getting things done.
Emotional Intelligent for self-awareness and self-management.
Aesthetic Intelligent for sense of form, design, music , art and literature.
Kinesthetic Intelligent for body skills such as sports and dance.

And my score for all the Intelligent will be:

Abstract Intelligent- Maybe got 50%
Social Intelligent- Approximate 0%
Practical Intelligent- Approximate 0%
Emotional Intelligent- Approximate 0%
Aesthetic Intelligent- Approximate 0%
Kinesthetic Intelligent- Approximate 0%

In conclusion, I have low intelligent and I am actually stupid.